There was about a one in fifteen-hundred chance
That you and I would meet at Shakespeare in the Park
To wine and dine perchance to embark
On a lifelong romance
We watched three different couples get married on stage
Their lives entwined by the magnanimous bard
And one and a half years later
You and I were engaged
Our lives entwined when you sat next to me
On the Seventy-Ninth Street yard
When you take a nap in the afternoon
The odds are four to one that you’ll wake up groggy
In which case I can croon a bit more softly
And you can help me carry the tune
Every single note you play in the concert hall
Sounds just like a miracle to me
Twenty to twenty-thousand vibrations per second
And I’m determined to hear them all
A B C D E F G and everything in between
I can count the cards
In a game of blackjack
I can predict when an underdog will make a comeback
I’m not always correct
But I’m usually on the right track
And even when it doesn’t quite work out
The way I planned it
And life seems a little not-so-even-handed
I just remember that of the six point five billion people on this planet
I was lucky enough to end up with you |